Tony told me this would be our last comic. "I had a dream last night," he said to me in class one morning, "and God told me to quit after four." I don't remember what made him change his mind, but I'm pretty sure he was lying anyway. The cheerleader is a girl Tony went to high school with. The 'KAT' on the fratboy's sweatshirt is an imaginary fraternity my friend Johnathan invented in honor of our friend Kathy. The protesting girl I had a crush on that semester (even with the glasses) and the guy is going to a sociology club meeting because that's my minor.